"Total anime silliness in a world of teenaged manga mutants!"--cover.

Skip this if you hate introductions -- Here we are at Pismo Beach -- Creating your very own teenager -- Strange powers -- How to do anything in this game -- Heavy decision making -- Getting funny -- The 5 rules of comedy -- Routines -- Fun on campus -- Fun off-campus -- Available only on video tape -- Adventure : the luststone -- Creating your own teenagers adventures -- The first season of teenagers -- Teenerbucks & character sheets.

Tommy Tanaka dove under his desk as the Disco Dwarves From Dimension X teleported with a "pop" into the Homeroom. Zap rays sizzled overhead, vaporizing his English is Fun textbook and scorching one of the slower freshmen nearby. There was a sound like tearing rubber as, i nthe corner, Vilar Monstered Out to his full thirteen feet-two and began throwing desks around. Cano started to shapechange, but a stray bolt from a Boy/Girl gun turned him into a cute blonde Cannette.

Rami cringed behind her desk, her saucer-sized eyes wide with mindless terror (actually, everything about Rami was mindless), the tip of her long fluffy tail stuffed in her mouth. "What do we do now?" she wailed at Tommy. "No problem," said Kev, pulling hte pin on his Weird Science 101 project and lofting it casually toward the Dwarves. There was a thunderous paisley explosion and the room was suddenly filled with hot buttered popcorn...