Prologue: All our yesterdays -- Stairway to paradise. 'Hey, mister gimme a quid and I'll show you Paul McCartney's house' ; 'Apple sandwiches with sugar' ; 'I learned to put a shell around me' ; Puttin' on the style ; 'Chalkandcheese!' ; 'Paul seems to make John come alive when they were together' ; 'Just who do you want to be, Paul? Tommy Steele?' ; 'Everything's mad here. People never sleep' ; 'Sing "Searchin'", Paul! ; 'Oo, Vi, give me legs a comb' ; 'Just think--Little Richard's got on my shirt! I can't believe it!' -- The Barnum & Bailey Beatle. 'Did you know he sleeps with his eyes open?' ; 'Changing my life with a wave of her hand' ; 'Long life and happiness and lots of marzipan butties' ; This is what a Beatle does in the evenings' ; 'It's a big one, 'cos I like big houses' ; 'You might almost have said an alien had landed on the Mull' ; Return of the Jim Mac Jazz Band ; 'An irresponsible idiot' ; 'Everything was off the top of Paul's head' ; 'A beautiful place where beautiful people can buy beautiful things' ; 'It was the coup de foudre the French speak of in hushed tones' ; 'You have found her, not go and get her' -- Home, family, love. 'You've been playing on the roof again and your Mommy doesn't like it' ; 'Fuck you, money!' ; 'Go on, cry! You'll be in the paper' ; 'Paul is still with us' ; 'It was a barrelling, empty feeling that just rolled across my soul' ; 'It was almost as if I was committing an unholy act' ; 'Hell, we've really blown it here' ; 'Screw you, I'll make an album you'll wish you'd been on' ; 'An old estranged fiancé of mine called Paul' ; 'They'd saved themselves for him' ; 'Oi, Paul, you know that Mull of Kintyre? It's fakking great!' ; McCartneyesque whimsy on punk steroids' ; Japanese jailbird ; 'It put everyone in a daze for the rest of their life' -- Carrying that weight. 'Give me back my babies, Lew' ; 'About as close as you can get to a non-movie' ; 'I bought your songs, Paul' ; 'You're such a lovely audience ; 'I work my arse off, I do. I work my bloody arse off' ; 'Everyone wanted to the icing on the cake. No wanted to be the cake' ; 'This letter comes with my love from your friend Paul' ; 'She radiated hope' ; 'Let me love you always' -- Back in the world. Lonesome town ; 'I've just got a leg missing. I've still got my heart' ; 'Hey, that's pretty good. Is it one of yours?' ; 'You don't say a lot, do you, Paul?' ; 'She could not afford to sue all the newspapers she would like to' ; 'Even by British tabloid standards, the nastiness has been extraordinary' ; 'His wife, mother, lover, confidante, business partner, and psychologist' ; 'There's always that moment of "Can I do it?'" ; Epilogue: 'See ya, Phil.'