Book
I want my epidural back : adventures in mediocre parenting / Karen Alpert.
Record details
- ISBN: 9780062427083
- ISBN: 0062427083
- Physical Description: x, 309 pages : illustrations ; 19 cm
- Edition: First edition.
- Publisher: New York : William Morrow, an imprint of HarperCollinsPublishers, [2016]
- Copyright: ©2016
Content descriptions
| Formatted Contents Note: | Be the best damn mediocre parent you can be -- Tell those overachieving moms to suck it -- You want to watch my child? Bwhahahahahaha!! Oh wait, you're serious -- And for dinner I gave my kids an eating disorder -- Here an orifice, there an orifice, everywhere an orifice, orifice -- I tried the crying it out method...I'm still crying -- How the F to entertain your rugrats when you have nothing to do -- My hubby is awesome (but not as awesome as me) -- Teach your douchenugget to be less douchey and more nuggety -- Aww shit, whatta you mean they grow up?? |
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| Genre: | Anecdotes. Humor. |
Available copies
- 6 of 6 copies available at Evergreen Indiana.
Holds
- 0 current holds with 6 total copies.
Other Formats and Editions
| Location | Call Number / Copy Notes | Barcode | Shelving Location | Status | Due Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Eckhart PL - Main | 306.874 ALP (Text) | 840191002636961 | Adult Nonfiction - Upper Level | Available | - |
| Lincoln Heritage PL - Dale Main Library | 818.6 ALP (Text) | 70743000157602 | Adult Non-Fiction | Available | - |
| New Castle-Henry County PL - New Castle | 306.874 ALPE (Text) | 39231033307618 | Adult Non-fiction Collection | Available | - |
| North Madison Co PL - Elwood PL | 649.1 ALP (Text) | 30419101507685 | Adult Non-Fiction | Available | - |
| Osgood PL - Osgood Main Library | 818.602 ALP (Text) | 39692000889047 | Adult Non-fiction Area | Available | - |
| Whiting PL - Whiting | 818.602 AL74 (Text) | 51735011748570 | Adult department | Available | - |
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- Baker & Taylor
A blogger and New York Times best-selling author of I Heart My Little A-Holes offers a dose of reality through her hilarious stories, essays and commentary on her experiences raising her children. 100,000 first printing. - HARPERCOLL
Now that Iâm a mom, I know the most painful part isnât getting something giant through your hooha. Itâs having a real live child.
If you are the kind of mom who shapes your kiddoâs organic quinoa into reproductions of the Mona Lisa, do not read this book. If you stayed up past midnight to create posters for your PTO presidential campaign, do not read this book. If you look down your nose at parents who have Dominoâs pizza on speed dial, do not read this book.
But if you are the kind of parent who accidentally goes ballistic on your rugrats every morning because they wonât put their shoes on and then you feel super guilty about it all day so you take them to McDonaldâs for a special treat but really itâs because you opened up your freezer and panicked because you forgot to buy more frozen pizzas, then absolutely read this book.
I Want My Epidural Back is a celebration of mediocre parents and how awesome they are and how their kids love them just as much as children with perfect parents. Karen Alpertâs honest but hilarious observations, stories, quips and pictures will have you nodding your head and peeing in your pants. Or on the toilet if youâre smart and read it there.
