|| "He spills out a pile of pennies all over the table, telling me he fished through the couch for change to pay for his big night out."From the guy who chews on rocks to the one who has his mom tag along, Awful First Dates is filled with hilarious, cringe-worthy, holy-crap-did-that-really-happen?! stories from celebrities like Lauren Conrad and Michael Kors, you'll laugh, you'll cringe-and most importantly-you'll feel better about some of the date's you've been on!He ate an entire bowl of dip with his fingers.He said, "I think we should hang out in the woods and just groove on each other."About thirty minutes in, he paused, took a sip of win, and then said, "So, can we go have sex now?"Sarah Z. Wexler, a freelance writer, lives and goes on first dates in New York City.