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|| Child slave for zestabs -- Things were wonderful before you came -- The fish in a barrel situation -- The fat man sits in row H -- Deekee, geev me an eenkee! -- For some reason, a trenchcoat -- Jon? jon! -- This is just how we are! -- Isn't she ? -- But now I have to shoot it -- My "Breakfast club" fist moment -- You're never too old to learn: Pretty in pink edition -- Fuck 1987 -- So we did something strenuous -- Don't make me Gary Sandy -- The Art Garfunkel role -- And this is Tuesday, hahahahahaha -- Oh yeah, Charlie Sheen -- That time the very worst thing happened -- The mechanics of jokedom department -- We, who labor in the shadow of giants -- p-choo? p-choo!, p-choo!? -- Corn? when did I have corn? -- Episodes from "Two and a half men" -- Coda.