More of Dave Barry's greatest hits [electronic resource] : all new & original material / Dave Barry.
- Publisher: [Beverly Hills, Calif.] : Phoenix Books, 
|General Note:|| Downloadable audio file.
Title from: Title details screen.
|Participant or Performer Note:|| Performed by John Ritter.
|Summary, etc.:|| What Dave Barry did for American history in Dave Barry slept here and to further the cause of "guys" in Dave Barry's complete guide to guys he does for EVERYTHING ELSE IN AMERICA. The Urban Professionals: "I'm going to start a rock 'n' roll band, not a good band, where you have to be in tune and wear makeup. This will be a band consisting of people who are Approaching Middle Age, by which I mean they know the words to "Wooly Bully." This will be the kind of band whose members often miss practice for periodontal reasons and are always yelling at their kids for leaving Popsicles on the amplifiers. We will be called the "Urban Professionals." I will be lead guitar." Some thoughts on the toilet: "Both of our household toilets broke recently, on the same day. They work together, toilets. You know those strange sounds your plumbing makes at night? The ones that worry you much more than, for example, the threat of nuclear war? Those are your toilets, talking to each other. They communicate via plumbing sounds, similar to whales. "It's New Year's Eve," they'll say. "We break tonight."
|System Details Note:|| Requires OverDrive Media Console (WMA file size: 37056 KB; MP3 file size: 72630 KB).
Mode of access: World Wide Web.
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