Santa responds : He's Had Enough...and He's Writing Back!. / Santa Claus.
- ISBN: 9780786741052 (electronic bk)
- Physical Description: 1 online resource
- Publisher: [Place of publication not identified] : [publisher not identified], 2008.
|Summary, etc.:|| Ever wonder what Santa does with all those letters? (And all those cookies?) After a particularly long, cold night staring at nine smelly reindeer butts, the old man lets loose with the real answers to those stupid, whiny, hard-to-read letters from kids. Turns out, we really do get what we deserve.Dear Billy,I know you honestly believe that the good deeds you rattled off represent your behavior for the entire past year rather than the activities that occurred during the two hours leading up to the writing of this letter. Two hours of good behavior hardly justifies a new Playstation, let alone a trip to Disney World!!Your pal,Santa
|Reproduction Note:|| Electronic reproduction. New York : Running Press, 2008. Requires OverDrive Read (file size: N/A KB) or Adobe Digital Editions (file size: 11643 KB) or Adobe Digital Editions (file size: 3039 KB).
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