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Sh*t my dad says [electronic resource]. Justin Halpern.

Halpern, Justin. (Author).
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  • ISBN: 9780062002945 (electronic bk)
  • Physical Description: 1 online resource
  • Date Published: 2010.

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Summary, etc.: After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is "like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair," has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him:"That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them.""Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started fucking.""The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two."More than a million people now follow Mr. Halpern's philosophical musings on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his quotes. An...
Reproduction Note: Electronic reproduction. New York : HarperCollins e-books, 2010. Requires OverDrive Read (file size: N/A KB) or Adobe Digital Editions (file size: 348 KB) or Amazon Kindle (file size: N/A KB).
Subject: Nonfiction.
Humor (Nonfiction).
Genre: Electronic books.

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